But Does It Djent?

Is your djent tuned low?
Does it wobble to the flo'?
Can you play it like a robot?
Can you play nothing but O's?
Can you play each of your songs with only using one hand?
Is your djent tuned low?
But does it djent?
Does it djent?

Thrash metal's nice but it lacks some of that spice
I need me some groove that makes me wanna move
If you listen to core, it just leaves you wanting more
If you wanna be a thug you gotta crank up the chug

Old school metalheads could never understand
"Where are all the solos?
This can't be a real band!"
Open up your mind to the power of the djent
If you're only here to talk shit
Then fuck off, get bent

I only have one question
But does it djent?
Does it djent?
I really need to know!
Does it djent?
I need to know right now!
Does it djent?

Deathcore is for pussies, all you sing about is surgery
Annihilation, defecation, that stuff doesn't work for me
If you wanna be a badass, throw a sub up in that trunk
When the djent hits low, all the girls scream "O"

Life's too short for grind
It'll make you lose your mind
I got something for your brain
It'll hit you like a freight train
Blow your mind, chug in time
Listen to this groove of mine
It may not be Slayer
Just don't be a naysayer

Will you please take my hand and djent with me?
Will you please, take my hand and djent?
Will you please take my hand and djent with me?
Will you please, take my hand?

Oh

Is your djent tuned low?
Is your djent tuned low?