Cut 1/2 Blues

[Verse 1]
I thought I heard a chainsaw revving late last night
I woke this morning and I knew I was right

[Chorus]
I got the cut-in-half blues
The cut-in-half blues
Well the last thing I saw was the big long saw
I got the cut-in-half blues

[Verse 2]
I knew we were in trouble, I knew she lost her head
When she started bringing all those power tools to bed

[Chorus]
I got the cut-in-half blues
The cut-in-half blues
Well the last thing I saw was the big long saw
I got the cut-in-half blues

[Verse 3]
I'm laying in my grave, all I do is grunt
'Cause the undertaker got all mixed up and put my ass in the front

[Chorus]
I got the cut-in-half blues
The cut-in-half blues
Well the last thing I saw was the big long saw
I got the cut-in-half blues