Cuphead vs Doki Doki Literature Club

First degree, we're murdering fiends
Slurpin' out blood, quite a sight you will see
We got cups and a mug, do you girls wanna play?
You can throw your tea up, we're critically acclaimed
The fame, it's a must and it's getting to us
We can see right through all of it, digital lust
Pointing and clicking, it gets rather boring
We're sorry to say, but your game's disappointing

Such cute little cups, think we're after your love
We've got bigger plans than you could ever dream of
We'll delete all your precious animations
Face it, can you take it? Sexiest girls on the entire planet
Monika, Sayori, Natsuki, Yuri
We'll be here forever with beautiful fury
And we'll call in the jury to lock you two up right away in a hurry

Read us a poem
Out of thoughts, I got one
Love is just a weakness
A couple of cups, we're calling your bluff

Sit tight, heathens
The club you should believe in
Can you keep a secret?
A couple of girls with computer skills

Anything you can do, we can do better
Cuphead and Mugman, we got a vendetta
We bet our lives, built to survive
We've beaten the devil hundreds of times
Finally we can begin to see; you're terrible at writing poetry
You're totally clueless
Stupid and useless
We are the kings, we're evil and ruthless

How dare you talk about us like that!
We'll glitch out your game at the drop of a hat
We'll ensure that you're stuck in a horrific place
Somewhere inside an indefinite maze
We may be crazy, we may be nuts
But we've got control over you with a touch
Cleanin' you boys, it won't be enough
We're throwing you out, you're the dirtiest cups

Read us a poem
Out of thoughts, I got one
Love is just a weakness
A couple of cups, we're calling your bluff

Sit tight, heathens
The club you should believe in
Can you keep a secret?
A couple of girls with computer skills

Read us a poem
Out of thoughts, I got one
Love is just a weakness
A couple of cups, we're calling your bluff

Sit tight, heathens
The club you should believe in
Can you keep a secret?
A couple of girls with computer skills