Crushed Under the Weight of the Enormous Bullshit

I can still remember
When I first heard the riff
That opens Nevermind up
My neck-hairs stood up stiff

And since those first discoveries
I've tried to recreate
The feeling I had back then
But nothing sounds that great

So please give me an album
That I love straight away
That I don't have to grow in to
After constant play

See, I buy a lot of records
And take most of them back
'Cos I feel that disappointment
After just one track

And I can't move on...

Last band stole my heart
Was Every Time I Die
I loved every second
But now three years gone by

When I heard 'Worship and Tribute'
I thought my dreams come true
Listening to most other bands
It seems they all did too

All this eighties indie
Sounds like shit to me
'Cos I don't like Joy Division
I don't like Morrissey
Or their new impersonators
Kings of MTV
Suckling at the teat
Of the fucking NME

And I can't move on...