Creepsville

I was low on gas - I was ready to stop
Get a room for the night - exit 13 coming up
Sign said Creepsville...
Gas, food, lodging, and a hospital

Out of state plates - that’s probable cause
They’ll stop you on the exit ramp - start making up the laws
Creepsville - whatcha doing in Creepsville, boy?

Creepsville Motel - I was checking in
“You want the room with the peep hole?”
The clerk asked with a grin
Creepsville - clean sheets & a place to lay your head
...uh huh...your head

There’s a topless pawnshop - next to a topless church
Next to a topless casino - where you can lose your shirt
Creepsville - bottoms up at the topless club in Creepsville

Rest rooms in Creepsville - there’s nothing you should touch
You’ve got to hold your breath - got to use your shoes to flush
Creepsville - you’re in a hurry to get in but to get out you’re in a rush

Seen black-eyed children with their black-eyed ma
Learning family values from their red-knuckled pa
Creepsville

Bought my gas in the morning - I was leaving town
Left my wallet at the filling station - some guy flagged me down
He said, “Hey buddy...you forgot this”
When I opened it up... there was nothing missing
Creepsville - if there be one good soul in Creepsville...