Creep

I like this pic, I like this pic, i like this pic
Oh and I like this pic
I definitely like this pic
I might jack off to this pic
I mean for the love of fucks sake I'm looking at her facebook notes
Who looks at someones facebook notes, What the fuck is this?
God damn it nothing is worse than zero mutual friends
Arghh she's gonna think [?]
No Danny I don't wanna play farmville
[Coughs]
Why the fuck am I talking to myself?

[Verse 1]
Na na na
Now go and snap that photo for me
Now tag me in like we were wrestling
I'm stalking ya statuses
I'm looking at all ya pics
I know ya phone number bitch
And exactly where you lives
Sometimes I like to call you up and breathe heavy
Or scan ya wall for hours
I always think about ya in the showers
Her favorite movie, 17 again
She's in relations but it's complicated
She got 865 friends
And she just posted photos from her vacation
I poke her but she never ever pokes me back
I'm always on her profile so I know where she at
And she just checked in at Michelle's pad
Her favorite drink is Bacardi mixed raspberry
She always uploading pics from her blackberry
She captures her whole life in a camera lens
Oh my God just look at her posin'

[Hook]
So baby say cheese
Cause I've been stalking you on Facebook now for a couple of weeks (yeah)
Clicking like on everything you write
I never ever ever thought that you would friend me, friend me (yeah)
Cause I've been stalking you on Facebook now for a couple of weeks, weeks
Clicking like on everything you write
I never ever ever thought that you would friend me

[Keyboarding]

[alternate hook]
But I'm a loser, I wish I was special oh very special but I'm a creep
I'm a creep I'm a creep, I'm a creep
I wish I was special oh very special but I'm a loser
I'm a creep I'm a creep, I'm a creep
But i'm a creep
I'm a creep

[Verse 2]
I was searching for new friends and you was new to my city
Came across your page and I thought your smile was oh so TITTIES
Sent a request and I couldn't believe what happened next
You said hi to me
And that must mean that we was meant to be
You said that I was a cutie
And you just gave your old man the b-o-o-t
Saw that you were hurt and you need me to rescue you
All those photos and videos yeah I liked them too
Gave me your number and a message saying text and call
Hit you up I said "what's up? I'm here lonely and all alone"
Called for the address and you just fucking hung up the phone
Bitches playing games, you suppose to be my wife
Looked you up in the phone book called you not once but twice
Said right where you lived
I'm gonna make you me or else you gon' be missing

[Hook]
So baby say cheese
Cause I've been stalking you on Facebook now for a couple of weeks (yeah)
Clicking like on everything you write
I never ever ever thought that you would friend me, friend me (yeah)
I've been stalking you on Facebook now for a couple of weeks, weeks
Clicking like on everything you write
I never ever ever thought that you would friend me

[alternate hook]
But I'm a loser, I wish I was special oh very special but I'm a creep
I'm a creep I'm a creep, I'm a creep
I wish I was special oh very special but I'm a loser
I'm a creep I'm a creep, I'm a creep
But i'm a creep
I'm a creep
Creep