Cracker Can Rock, Cracker Can Roll

[Verse 1]
This rock band played at the World Music Theater in Tinley Park, Illinois
About 28,000 rock fans were at the rock show
The rock jam session was awesome
It whipped a cheetah's ass

[Chorus]
Cracker can rock, Cracker can roll
Cracker can rock, Cracker can roll

[Verse 2]
The rock band played it on
The rock band stormed the stage
The crowd roared like a lion
The rock jam session whipped a cheetah's ass

[Chorus]
Cracker can rock, Cracker can roll
Cracker can rock, Cracker can roll

[Verse 3]
The rock show was over at last
A lot of rock fans met the rock band
The rock jam session was a joyride
It was a great rock show at the World Music Theater in Tinley Park, Illinois

[Chorus]
Cracker can rock, Cracker can roll
Cracker can rock, Cracker can roll

[Outro]
Rock over London
Rock on, Chicago
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