Cooties

[AMBER]
(Spoken)
Tracy Turnblad, this song is for you!

(Sung)
They came from way far out
In outer space
She's hard to miss and so
They landed on her face

[AMBER & GUYS]
She's got cooties!

[GIRLS]
Cooties

[AMBER]
They've found a place to nest

[GUYS]
She's got cooties!

[GIRLS]
Cooties

[AMBER]
If I were her I'd be depressed
Long-tailed, sharp nails
Fuzzy legs, laying eggs

(Spoken)
Come on everybody, let's stamp them out!

[COUNCIL MEMBERS]
She's got cooties!

[AMBER]
In science class
She's like a walking show-and-tell

[COUNCIL MEMBERS]
She's got cooties!

[AMBER]
You know she's coming down the hall
From just her smell

[GUYS]
She's got cooties

[GIRLS]
Cooties

[AMBER]
Nobody wants to sit by her

[GUYS]
She's got cooties

[GIRLS]
Cooties

[AMBER]
Don't need a coat 'cause she's got fur!
Circle, circle
Dot, dot, dot

[AMBER & COUNCIL MEMBERS ]
Hurry, get your cootie shot!

[AMBER]
Dresses like a circus clown

[AMBER & COUNCIL MEMBERS]
Somebody oughta hose her down

[AMBER]
Grew up in a cootie zoo
I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too!

And that's for you!