Coolest Little Monster

[Intro (Spoken)]
You're horrid, you're ghastly, and I love you true
So here are some presents I'm sending to you

[Verse 1]
I'll send a small box of Smallpox
A large tub of hubbub
Your own noose for home use
A crate full of hateful

[Chorus]
'Cause you're the coolest little monster that ever put the spook on me

[Verse 2]
I'll send a lipstick of arsenic
One urn of sunburn
Six cups of hiccups
A bin full of sinful

[Chorus]
'Cause you're the coolest little monster that ever put the spook on me

[Bridge]
Monster o'mine
You haunt me all the time
I'll be true
I'm so in love with you
Loobie, doobie, doobie, doobie

[Verse 3]
Eqight pails of hangnails
Some pass cards for graveyards
A werewolf that's your wolf
Some bat wings for earrings

[Chorus]
'Cause you're the coolest little monster that ever put the spook on me

[Bridge]

(My dear, you're ravishing! Where did you ever dig up that dress?)

Monster, o'mine
You haunt me all the time
I'll be true
I'm so in love with you
Loobie, doobie, doobie, doobie

[Verse 4]
Green hair for nightwear
Some laprobes of earlobes
A hat pin of bat skin
And three scraps of kneecaps

[Chorus]
'Cause you're the coolest little monster that ever put the spook on me

(My dear, since I first laid my eyes on you, I can't get them back in the sockets!)

'Cause you're the coolest little monster that ever put the spook on me