[Intro (Spoken)]
You're horrid, you're ghastly, and I love you true
So here are some presents I'm sending to you
[Verse 1]
I'll send a small box of Smallpox
A large tub of hubbub
Your own noose for home use
A crate full of hateful
[Chorus]
'Cause you're the coolest little monster that ever put the spook on me
[Verse 2]
I'll send a lipstick of arsenic
One urn of sunburn
Six cups of hiccups
A bin full of sinful
[Chorus]
'Cause you're the coolest little monster that ever put the spook on me
[Bridge]
Monster o'mine
You haunt me all the time
I'll be true
I'm so in love with you
Loobie, doobie, doobie, doobie
[Verse 3]
Eqight pails of hangnails
Some pass cards for graveyards
A werewolf that's your wolf
Some bat wings for earrings
[Chorus]
'Cause you're the coolest little monster that ever put the spook on me
[Bridge]
(My dear, you're ravishing! Where did you ever dig up that dress?)
Monster, o'mine
You haunt me all the time
I'll be true
I'm so in love with you
Loobie, doobie, doobie, doobie
[Verse 4]
Green hair for nightwear
Some laprobes of earlobes
A hat pin of bat skin
And three scraps of kneecaps
[Chorus]
'Cause you're the coolest little monster that ever put the spook on me
(My dear, since I first laid my eyes on you, I can't get them back in the sockets!)
'Cause you're the coolest little monster that ever put the spook on me
Coolest Little Monster was written by Lee Pockriss.
Coolest Little Monster was produced by Stan Rhodes.