COOL DAD

[Intro: Luke]
Hey, hey
Ha-ha
What?

[Chorus: Luke]
I can buy you marijuana, I'm a very cool dad
You can drink in the garage and I won't get mad
Call a couple friends, have a party in the back
I'm a very cool dad, a very cool dad

[Post-Chorus: Luke]
Hey, hey

[Pre-Chorus: Luke, Calum]
I was young once
I know how it goes (I know how it goes)
Just wear a condom
Powder your nose

[Chorus: Luke, Luke & Michael]
I can buy you marijuana, I'm a very cool dad
You can drink in the garage and I won't get mad
Call a couple friends, have a party in the back
I'm a very cool dad, a very cool dad
I can buy you marijuana, I'm a very cool dad
You can smoke a cigarette if you let me have a drag
Promise you won't tell your mother, that'd be very, very bad
I'm a very cool dad, a very cool dad

[Verse: Luke, Calum]
Do you like my new cool shoes?
Please don't touch the thermostat
Hey, we have the same haircut
How cool is that, that? (How cool is that?)

[Pre-Chorus: Luke, Calum]
Oh, I was young once (I was young once)
I know how it goes (I know how it goes)
I only have one rule (Just one rule)
No slamming doors (Don't you slam that door)

[Chorus: All, Luke]
I can buy you marijuana, I'm a very cool dad
You can drink in the garage and I won't get mad
Call a couple friends, have a party in the back
I'm a very cool dad, a very cool dad
I can buy you marijuana, I'm a very cool dad
You can smoke a cigarette, if you let me have a drag
Promise you won't tell your mother, that'd be very, very bad
I'm a very cool dad, a very cool dad