CONSTRUCTION WORKERS DISS TRACK

[Verse 1 - Lil Phlegm]
I know what you did was because it was your job. (job)
I understand, but you gotta know you need to stop. (stop)
To Frank, to Dave, to Chris, to Bob (bob)
Quit your job and eat a kebab (ooh!)

We enjoy the field so please get rid of the fence. (fence)
I will pay you anything from up to 8 cents (cents)
You were paid to do it, in your defence (defence)
Just please take it down I’ll buy you presents (yeah)

Yeah man this fence is made out of strong metal
This track is hotter than a whistling kettle
Yeah I ride to school on my bike with the pedals
Steal a kid’s half eaten pizza and half of a pretzel

That’s what I want, and what I keep wanting
But keeping this fence up, man it’s just taunting
The grass is green and the fence is still haunting
Just take it down and we’ll keep it calmin

[Verse 2 - Soviet Reunion]
Soviet Reunion on the verse
That boy on the table wearing shorts
They treating a fence like a Trojan Horse
Do anything get rid of it, no remorse

I’m sitting in lawn chair, drinking beef tea
The sun in my hand is labeled capree
Waiting and waiting, while eating Nesle
For the fence to go up, before the Grand Prix

[Verse 3 - Lil Phlegm]
Yeah you know Lil Phlegm just came back
[Verse 3 - Lukerman On The Track]
Just kidding, it’s Lukerman on the Track
Spittin’ straight bars out like Kodak
An unanswered mystery like the Man in Black

This song just got mega hijacked
Buy my book only on paperback
This boy’s house just got ransacked
Take his bed and hit the sack

[Lil Phlegm]
Yeah bro Phlegm is back for real
Back to complain about the field
My boy Phil Swift here with Flex Seal
Fake rapper’s bars made outta cornmeal

I can read English, Italian, and Braille
These verses coming out at a large scale
Boss Baby at 3 AM, cool thumbnail
But this formula is super stale
Fence made out of metal- gone
I hope you know this is all I- want
Go eat seafood with some- prawns
Please take it down by the end of- dawn

Fix your big belly
I’m eating yummy jelly
Oh you’re super smelly
Proto lives in Delhi