ESKEET MY SHIELD

Intro:
You ain’t ready for this arithmetic, bro. ayy, eskeet

Verse 1:
Bro I’m really tired and I really want a Sprite
Oh I can’t say that, because it’s copyright
I am paralyzed, below my torso
But I cannot stop rhyming because my fire flow

Crawled myself to the kitchen, to drink some beef tea
But then I fell down and screamed like a banshee
There is two men in suits ringing at my doorbell
Probably here to take away my blood cells

Chorus:
Eskeet my shield, my skin is peeled, make sure to yield, when you drive
Eskeet my shield, the truth revealed, be like garfield, barely survive

Verse 2:
Bro quit talkin cuz you are really lame
You cannot handle my flow, nor my extreme fame
My dog is eating my bed, what a bad boy
What a dialogue… … oye hoye

Just finished my homework, time for Naruto
When I grow up, I wanna go to Pluto
I like to do my schoolwork, and watch anime
Just sit here with my waifu. Wakaizumi Atsutane

Chorus v2:
Eskeet my shield, the fenced off field, do not conceal, my fun zone
Eskeet my shield, God is real, do not drug deal, to the unknown

Verse 3:
I used to really want to work at a graveyard
Be an entrepreneur, or a lifeguard
But now I sit in my chair, and eat flapjacks
I love eating pancakes, they are my favorite snack

My job every day, is to press a red button
I get paid with meat, from salami to mutton
No matter how hard I try, I cannot do division
Instead I watch television, that is my decision

Outro:
Eskeet, eskeet, eskeet, broseph woah!
Eskeet, eskeet, eskeet, broseph what!
Eskeet, eskeet, eskeet, bro what're you doing??
Eskeet, eskeet, eskeet, bro what the heck, bro??