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[News Report: Thotti Gotti]
This is Thotti Gotti from Thotti Gotti News reporting to you live from the Meth Lab
In breaking news: Donald Trump still ain't shit
In local news: a New Brighton woman is still not putting any respect on her box
Neighbors say she's been like this since she was a child
In Economic news: Niggas is still fuckin' the game up with twenty five dollar eighths
Sources say the weed's trash anyway
In Music: People are still trying to pay for studio time with E-B-T
They do not accept it, please don't even try
In Sports: Marcus Browne has quote, "yet another knockout"
For everyone who paid the hundred dollars for the fight, I hope you enjoyed the six seconds
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