The Pilot - Intro

[News Report: Thotti Gotti]
Last season on The Meth Lab, police raided Junkyard where rapper Method Man was supposed to be found

[Interlude]
"You got three seconds to come out with your hands up!"
"This my own private domicile and I will not be harassed, mother fucker!"

[News Report: Thotti Gotti]
Today, NYPD detectives were dispatched to the P-L-O in Park Hill where rapper Method Man was allegedly sighted
Co-defendants were questioned but to no avail
No one's cooperating with authorities

[Interlude]
"Where is he?"
"I don’t know"
"Where is he?"
"I don't fuckin' know"
"Do you want to go to jail?"
"Do you want to go to jail?"

[News Report: Thotti Gotti]
Wu-Tang support groups deny all accusations against rapper Method Man
They state, "Wu-Tang is for the children"
However, authorities say rapper, Method Man, still has a connection with the bag stamped ’bang zoom'
Viral videos of Method Man and his Meth Lab associates have hit the web, they don't seem worked
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