Come Be PC

[Verse 1]
I know that you've got opinions
But won't you consider this,
Your skin tone opresses millions
So just quiet down a bit
Come join me in gender studies
Come get a useless degree
And when you make garbage money
Take no responsibility

[Chorus]
Come be PC, Come be PC
Things are so splendid
When you're offended
Take it from me

We're fighting for progress, can't you see?
Silencing all who might disagree
So, respectfully
Be a crybully
Come be PC

[Verse 2]
Come join us in our safe spaces
Our shelters from points of view
And maybe on rare occasions
We'll let you think something new
But if we deem your thoughts toxic
We might have to shut you down
And if you critique our logic
Better use our preferred pronouns

[Chorus]
Come be PC, Come be PC
Our low key racism
Is heroism
Obviously

Let's all fight for the little guy
From our parent's mansions online
Come join our prison
Look what you're missin'
Come be PC

Come be PC
We're a collective
Varied perspectives
Must go unseen

Different opinions are okay
As long as they're different in the same way
Come join our cult
It's not difficult
Oh, come be PC

[Interlude]

[Chorus]
Ooooh, Come be PC, Come be PC
Freedom of speech is
Simply not needed
I guarantee

As long as everyone agrees
We will live in perfect harmony
That's what I'm sellin'
Ain't it compellin'?
Come be PC

No more mansplaining
No victim blaming
Come be PC

No problematic
Words to cause panic
No more traumatic
Facts wreaking havoc
On our vapid
Minds going rabid
Come be PC