We Didn’t Start the SocJus

[Verse 1]
Television, CNN, Fox News is at it again
Porno on your PSPs, Mass Effect sex
Nintendo DS, kid locator, games are murder simulators
Bill O'Reilly, quite unwisely parroting Glenn Back

[Interlude]

[Verse 2]
Cooper Lawrence, Keighley wrecked, welcome to the internet
Jack Thompson's here to say: "Ban the sale of GTA."
Liberal sites come to protect, games from right wing disrespect
Things are good, things are great, Thompson's laughed off of the stage

[Interlude]

[Verse 3]
Feminists, Atheists, currently they're separate
All is relatively calm, drama isn't much
That's about to go away, Feminism infiltrates
Say hello to Atheism Plus
Thunderf00t, TJ, blacklisted for heresy
Oversensitivity strangles the community
PZ Meyers, slave state, AronRa and Jen McCreight
Tumblrism, Feminism, star of #Elevatorgate

[Interlude]

[Verse 4]
Censor dialogue, well, so much for FreeThoughtBlogs
Check your privilege, cis-scum
APP-R-O-PRI-A-TI-ON
Of the cultural degree
Feelings trump accuracy
Mansplain, manspread
REASON MIGHT AS WELL BE DEAD

[Verse 5]
Atheist community, buried under lunacy
And the ones who put it down, want a brand new battleground
So, they went and picked their prey, much to everyone's dismay
They proclaim, void of shame: "Now we're after VIDEO GAMES"

[Interlude]

[Verse 6]
Stage Left: Enter McIntosh, social justice brainwash
Ain't no pleasin' Sarkeesian
Tropes v Women hits the net, rife with info incorrect
"Games make people sexist" No proof of this exists
Liberal sites who used to be critical of claims like these
Fell in line, on a dime, I guess Doom did Columbine

[Interlude]

[Verse 7]
"Journalism", Nat Gray, Kotaku, GamerGate
Backlash, #WeWantOurIndustryBack
Sam Harris Interview, Cenk misrepresented views
Liberals start to jump ship, Young Turks, idiots
Charlie Hebdo, South Park, pokes fun at the bleeding hearts
Trigger Warings, Safe Space, Yale's a disgrace
Reason on Rubin Report, dialogue has been restored
Social Network Censorship, see how far they get with it