Combine Man

[Verse 1]
Once upon a time, there was a combine man
Did anybody know that big ol' man?
Once upon a time, there was a big crane man
And everybody knew he had a wood brain, yeah

[Chorus]
Oh yeah, he's got wood in him
Is he made out of steel or glass rod?
Nobody knows, he's a combine man (You can't break him)
He's a tractor man (You can't knock him down)
He's a tall man (He's a walkin' man)
He's a combine (Combine? He's a combine man)

[Post-Chorus]
(A combine man)
(A combine man)

[Verse 2]
The world was full of holes until he made his plan
He buried 'em right up inside a big tin can
Big ol' Ernie Ford, he tried to play his hand
Now everybody's calling him the combine man

[Chorus]
Oh yeah, he's got wood in him
Is he made out of steel or glass rod?
Nobody knows, he's a combine man (You can't break him)
He's a tractor man (You can't knock him down)
He's a tall man (He's a walkin' man)
He's a combine (Combine? He's a combine man)

[Post-Chorus]
(He's just a combine man)
(A combine man)

[Bridge]
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)

[Verse 3]
Once upon a time, there was a combine man
Now everybody said he had a wood brain, yeah

[Chorus]
Oh yeah, he's got wood in him
Is he made out of steel or glass rod?
Nobody knows, he's a combine man (You can't break him)
He's a tractor man (You can't knock him down)
He's a tall man (He's a walkin' man)
He's a combine (Combine? A combine man)

[Outro]
(He's just a combine)
(He's a combine man)
He's a combine man (He's a combine man)
He's a combine man (A combine man)
He's a combine man (Oh my god, he's strong)
He's a combine man
He's a combine man
He's a tractor man (He's a combine man)
He's a combine man (A combine man)
He's a tractor man (A combine man)
He's a combine man (A combine man)