Collected Grievances, Part 7

COLLECTED GRIEVANCES
PART 7 OF MANY
THE FALSE BRENTWOODS ARE HERE
BREAK DOWN THE DOORS OF KLE
COLLECTED GRIEVANCES
PART 7 OF MANY
THE WORLD IS GONNA HEAR
WHAT WE HAVE TO SAY

THAT PARTITION IN A FLIPFLOP
BETWEEN THE HALLUX AND THE OTHER TOES
WHAT SERIOUSLY IS THE FUCKIN POINT OF IT?
IT JUST IRRITATES THE BIG TOE SO MUCH

WHEN YOU USE AN ERASER
AND INSTEAD OF ERASING TEXT
IT JUST LEAVES A NASTY LITTLE BLACK SMUDGE
THAT LOOKS WORSE THAN CROSSING THE F'N TEXT OUT

COLLECTED GRIEVANCES
PART 7 OF MANY
WE'RE GONNA USE THE CHORUS
TO FIT MORE GRIEVANCES INTO THE SONG

STRANGERS WHO RING YOUR INTERCOM
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, ACTIVATE YOUR TERROR
THEY GOT THE WRONG NUMBER HOUSE
AND JUST WANNA ENTER THE BUILDING

WHEN YOU ONLY HAVE TWO ITEMS
AND YOU'RE IN A RUSH IN THE SUPERMARKET
AND SOMEONE WITH AN ENTIRE TROLLEY
DON'T LET YOU PASS, THEN PROCEEDS TO PAY WITH SPARE CHANGE

WHEN YOU GIVE FREE TIME TO HELP SOMEONE
THEN THEY NITPICK THE JOB YOU DID FOR THEM
IF YOU WANTED IT ENTIRELY PERFECT
YOU SHOULD HAVE HIRED A CONTRACTOR YOU CHEAP PRICK

COLLECTED GRIEVANCES
PART 7 OF MANY
WE'VE GOT TOO MANY OF THEM ALL LINED UP
THAT'S WHY THE CHORUS ALWAYS PARTIALLY CHANGES

BUYING CHEWING GUM THAT PROMISES
LASTING FRESH FLAVOUR FOR ONE HOUR
BUT AFTER THREE MINUTES IT TASTES LIKE
YOU MAY BE AS WELL CHEWING ON A F'N CONDOM

SO MANY GRIEVANCES I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT
SO MANY GRIEVANCES GOT ME GRIEVIN'
COUNTING PET PEEVES OF MY PATHETIC EXISTENCE
TO TAKE MY MIND OFF MY UNREQUITED LOVE

COLLECTED GRIEVANCES
PART 7 OF MANY
WE'VE HAD SIX ALREADY
AFTER THIS, I IMAGINE WE HAVE AT LEAST 12 MORE

COLLECTED GRIEVANCES
WHEN YOU'RE NOT SURE IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE
SO YOU JUST MUTTER "HELLO" AND WONDER
IF THEY THINK YOU'RE A TOTAL ODDBALL

COLLECTED GRIEVANCES
WHEN PEOPLE RATE THINGS FROM 0 TO 20
BUT THERE'S NO ELEMENT OF PROPORTIONALITY
AND EVEN A MEH SONG GETS LIKE 14

COLLECTED GRIEVANCES
GETTING SUNBURNT ON A CLOUDY DAY
16 DEGREES, DEEP FOG ON THE BEACH
BAD THINGS HAPPEN
WHEN YOU LET YOU GUARD DOWN