[Verse 1:]
Hello, good evenin’, how you doin’ lil lady?
You say I’m talkin’ some shit now? I’m fluent, my baby
I bet it’s prudent we cool it, let’s say we move from this booth
And maybe cop a drink or two cause it’s a nuanced pursuance
Let’s get, fully nude just like we came from a colony
Got you laughin’, situational comedy, and I’m lucky like lotteries
'Cause I got you on top of me and you’re giving me signs
But no space, and that’s astrology, and honestly
I know you’re fond of me but really where are my manners?
I’ll treat you how you wanna be, ‘cause you’re the one thing that matters
Plus that ass way nicer than Ned Flanders, okely dokely
Take this Rod and I’m not joking, and hopefully
Each time, I’m giving you the right answers
Like passwords, I’ma have to knock and hit it twice backwards
Or behind, let’s rewind, just be mine, I’m refined
But I forgot your name, you have to remind me, ah jeez
[Verse 2:]
Yeah, I understand that all the liquor got the best of us
Love’s a mountain and we never made it to the precipice
Precipitous, the way I never called you once
And now you’re not responding either, I don’t think it’s much coincidence
Take a sip of this drink, take a minute to sit and think
About the Sisyphean task of trying to win forgiveness, and
I don’t think it’s gonna end in my favor
I told a lie, and I denied it: you were only a flavor
Well, I guess I’m single for the night
And now I’m stuck like I’m a finger in a Pringles can
I’m sitting really tight, can’t pretend that I’m uninterested
I’m in a pickle and a bind, give a nickel every time that
A dime like you, and a guy like me
Intertwined, wined, dined, kicked it like tai chi
You said you only fell in love one time, baby
But I know you lying so I multiply by, three
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