Class

[VELMA]
Whatever happened to fair dealing?
And pure ethics and nice manners?
Why is it everyone now is a pain in the ass?
Whatever happened to class?
Class

[MAMA MORTON]
Whatever happened to "please, may I?"
And "yes, thank you" and "how charming?"
Now every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass
Whatever happened to class?
Class

[BOTH]
Oh, there ain't no gentleman to open up the doors
There ain't no ladies, now there's only pigs and whores
And even kids'll knock you down so take a pass
Nobody's got no class

[VELMA (MAMA MORTON)]
Whatever happened to old values?
(And fine morals?) And good breeding?
(Now no one even says "oops" when they're passing their gas)
Whatever happened to class?
Class

Oh, there ain't no gentleman that's fit for any use
And any girl'll touch your privates for a deuce
(And even kids will kick your shins and give you sass)
And even kids will kick your shins and give you sass
Nobody's got no class

All you read about today is rape and theft
(Jesus Christ)
(Ain't there no decency left?)
Nobody's got no class

[MAMA MORTON (VELMA), BOTH]
Every guy is a snot
(Every girl is a twat)
Holy shit (Holy shit)
What a shame (What a shame)
What became of class?