City Boy

[Intro]
Yeah (pew pew pew)
As a shorty playing in the front yard of the crib
I fell down, and I bumped my head
Somebody helped me up and asked me if I bumped my head
I said "Yeah", and they said "Oh so that mean, so that mean
You gonna switch it on them"
I said "Yeah, fanglife, fanglife's the greatest"

[Chorus]
City boy, I'm a city boy, I ain't no pretty boy
Bitches call me by my old name, like I'm Tity Boi
City boy, I'm a city boy, I ain't no pretty boy
Corduroy shorts since a youngin' pressin' buttons in the trailer park
Trippin' I grab the pump and start the dumpin on the city boy
I'm a city boy, get it get it yeah
City boy, I'm a city boy, I ain't no pretty boy
Almond Joy skin on her body she call me candy man

[Verse 1]
I never got a call from my ex-girl
So I made this song just so I could flex on her
This be that "get a call, decline and send a text with the coffin emoji cause all you broke bitches is dead" ooh, yeah, uh
Got my feet up on you pussy niggas like an Ottoman
Niggas hit me with the Arthur fist
Hard to get like a Harvard bitch
Separate me like a Nicki kiss, yuh
I'm really the man now
Pinocchio with it you'll never be real, these broke hoes got they hands out
So I spent about a dollar on your bitch, ooh, yeah, ah
She came through with that dollar menu outfit, damn, girl
Takin' shots at me, like a self-centered Twitter shooter
All this designer on me cause bitches swear that I'm the future
People always stop me in the street to take a photo
No though, I don't trust no hoe
Even if she wifey when I'm pipin, keep the pistol on me
Ballin' in 4K, they got it on GoPro, yeah, uh

[Chorus]
City boy, I'm a city boy, I ain't no pretty boy
Bitches call me by my old name, like I'm Tity Boi
City boy, I'm a city boy, I ain't no pretty boy
Corduroy shorts since a youngin' pressin' buttons in the trailer park
Trippin' I grab the pump and start the dumpin on the city boy
I'm a city boy, get it get it yeah
City boy, I'm a city boy, I ain't no pretty boy
Almond Joy skin on her body she call me - wait what she call me?

[Verse 2]
City to city, been signing titties
I'm forever sinnin', hope that god forgive me
All this liquor sippin' got my liver twitchin'
Like it's Harlem shaking on Percocets
Spittin' on niggas that work hard against
All the softest niggas actin' hard again
Don't nobody care about the art in this
From another planet I'mma park the ship
And come down on you with that beam
Teleportin' on the scene (yuh!)
People worshiping a meme, damn
But don't nobody got a dream, fuck
These people are not what they seem, damn
They not what you wanna believe, proceed
By something so idle but yet I'll be wildin'
I feel like I'm Andre 3000
Cause bitch, I always been an outcast, always been an underdog
I was in my classroom, dreaming of a spirit bomb
To drop it on these local people sleeping on my energy
Even at 12 years old, I knew it wasn't another me

[Chorus]
City boy, I'm a city boy, I ain't no pretty boy
Bitches call me by my old name, like I'm Tity Boi
City boy, I'm a city boy, I ain't no pretty boy
Corduroy shorts since a youngin' pressin' buttons in the trailer park
Trippin' I grab the pump and start the dumpin on the city boy
I'm a city boy, get it get it yeah
City boy, I'm a city boy, I ain't no pretty boy
Almond Joy skin on her body she call me candy man
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah

[Skit: Denzel Curry, woman and J.K. The Reaper]
Man, girl this linguine is pledging allegiance to my asshole right now! You want to come back to my place? I gotta shit
Oh yeah, I'll set one off with you. Let's go
(moaning that I am not going to try to transcribe)
OH LORD. THANK YOU COLT 45!!!
Oh yeah, thank you Colt 45!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Colt 45. Works every time