Chris Does It Better

I went to see the Sphinx
By her pyramid
And did I wonder what see thinks?
Well of course I did

Enigmas turn me on
I like to be nonplussed
But when I got up close, I said ‘Come on…
This girl is just so obvious.’

And Chris does it better…
You haven’t seen Christine
Yes Chris does it better…
You haven’t seen Christine

Reticence is a noble art
That’s what I believe
And I don’t care to wear my heart
On my record sleeve
But when it comes to keeping shtum
Being silent and serene
She’d make a Trappist nun
Sound like a PR Consultant on benzedrine…

Chris does it better…
You haven’t seen Christine
Chris does it better…
You haven’t seen Christine

I went to see the show
With that superstar
Black fishnets torn just so
And a leather bra
She did her sexy stuff
Rolling round the floor
I’d soon had quite enough
But as I left, they asked what for

I said Chris does it better…
You haven’t seen Christine
Chris does it better…
You haven’t seen Christine
Christine…Christine…