Chocolate Sludge Cake

I've got a foot in my mouth
I've got a tongue on my feet
I've got beady eyes to see
Antennae, and slime all the time
Yeah

It's time to bake a cake
I'm gonna make a carrot cake
No, I'm gonna make an apple cake
No, I'm gonna make a coffee cake (eugh!)
No, I'm gonna make a chocolate cake, a chocolate ca-a-a-a-a-ake
Ca-chocolate ca-a-a-a-a-ake
Ca-chocolate ca-a-a-a-a-ake

Sometimes when I'm sad
I go inside (I go inside)
I go inside (My fridge at night)
And sometimes when I'm tired
I go inside (I go inside, I go inside)
I live inside my fridge tonight

Shame the milk's expired
Banana's ripe
Select a type, selectrified, I take a bite
And someone from the outside turns off the lights
I'm bleeding floods of strawberry blood, I'm petrified