Chevy Beretta

Chevy Beretta, small town, loud music
I'm starting all the fights that get started tonight
Tony and Jeff left their women for each other
Now we don't talk to Tony or Jeff no more

Oh oh how I'm gonna like it
To tell the manager to fuck off at the grocery store
Oh oh with God as my witness
When I get out of here I don't care where I go

Tonight I'll be drinking all I'm gonna
And screening my calls with my caller ID
I don't have to worry about nothing 'cause I'm
'a taping all the episodes on the TV

Oh oh do do… dee de…
Narrow my vision 'til I can't even see

You see that white boy in the red pickup truck?
He's buck wild but I love him anyway
And he's the best around with a flashlight and a rifle
If you'd get him to Iraq then you'd get Saddam today

Oh oh working for the lord
And taking out the people ain't meant to stay
Oh oh leave the motor running
'Cause I could use a charge on my battery

Smoked drugs, made love, fucking under water
And I can safely say that I've done it all
In a Chevy Beretta, small town and loud music
I'm running UP the DOWN escalator in the mall

(Singin') Oh oh I do what I wanna
Half the police in the county already know my name
Oh oh I ain't scared of nothing
Except for Jesus, my daddy and my ex-boyfriend Wayne