Shaved Like a Razor
Jonny Fritz * Track #1 On Down on the Bikini Line
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Shaved Like a Razor by Jonny Fritz
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Jonny FritzAbout
The singer can’t leave well enough alone, often drawn just a little past the line of acceptable behavior by his insatiable curiosity and need for constant stimulation.
Shaved Like a Razor Lyrics
Shaved like a razor
But it's done with a laser
And it's down on the bikini line
I tried to cross the border
But I got pulled over
By the forest marshal
On the forest line
I was in the wrong line
I was too far gone
Was burning 95 in a 45 zone
Thinking something stupid
Knowing that I shouldn't
When I probably really should've stayed home
And I'm a little like I'm bad
And I'm a little like a dad
But really I'm neither of both
I like 'em smothered, covered, diced, chopped, peppered
And delivered with a double dose of cinnamon toast
Even in the wrong line
I can still carry on
Was burning 95 in a 45 zone
Thinking something stupid
Probably thinking about a student
When I probably really should've stayed home
Shaved like a razor
But it's done with a laser
And it's down on the bikini line
I tried to cross the border
But I got pulled over
By the forest marshal
On the forest line
I was in the wrong line
I was too far gone
I was burning 95 in a residential zone
Thinking something stupid
Knowing that I shouldn't
When I probably really should've stayed home
Shaved Like a Razor Q&A
Who wrote Shaved Like a Razor's ?
Shaved Like a Razor was written by Jonny Fritz.