Charron vs Cruger

[Round 1: Cruger]
I like to get high like Towlie from south park
Your voice is high like Towlie from south park
Your voice is high pitch like this, we don't wanna hear you yell
How you got the same eyes nose and mouth as me.. and the same ears as well
I don't usually practice battling in the mirror, cause it feels weird as hell
But in this case it really helps
You don't look like me.. you look like someone who looks like me
Mixed with a bit of me but not quite me
You look like whitey from Me, Myself and Irene when he was 19
Why on earth would anyone buy your shirt, we both battled at the Bay but I was first
He copys everything I do, even did a 2 on 2 in Sweden with a look alike of Eurgh
See were similar physically but I'm sicker lyrically
We look alike but only one of us is spitting imagery
Were a different breed, you're a little dweeb
You only look cool if you teamed with Tricky P
You can diss the queen, Mr Bean, drinking tea or British teeth
But he used to be called triple C cause he thought that's how you spelt Klu KluX Klan
But there's many differences between him and me
For instance he's a nerd, he'll admit it willingly
I might get called a nerd but shit at least
I don't call myself a nerd where is your dignity?
He uses it as his image, on every vid' I see
He titles it nerd raps or skinny geek spitting frees
It's gimmicky, if King of the Dot are gonna give him tees
And let him rock it on your television screens
Then who said its a good look for him to be
Representing let alone connected with this league

[Round 1: Charron]
How do you have a baby face with rapist traits?
This guy is obnoxious
People say we look similar...I think I'm getting nauseous
With girls, he slips roofies with wine and coladas
And rapes them as pupils slide in their sockets
Cause Freddy Krueger could only get inside the unconscious
Fuck your horrorcore album bitch, you need some direction
Organik put a booster shot against a lethal injection
Cruger's not shooting cops, no evil intention
If he's only feasible in dreams I'm the machine in Inception
It looks like your cheeks are eating your chin
Don't get it misconstrued
Either this Brit's confused or everything smells like shit to you
Let me break this down in layman's terms
The way your face is curved
Makes you look like the red character I keep catapulting at Angry Birds
My oncology is clear...
I'm the reason your father begs you not to talk to strangers
Your mama raper with thoughts of danger
And if there's ovulation I'll leave the toddler dangling from a closet hanger
Before you box with Frazier get a boxing trainer
Beating you dude is easy as going on YouTube and finding a Brigante hater
I'll leave you hanging like Picasso framework
Treat you like that Saddam dictator
Until you see these English soccer player's breathing stop from failure
As I squeeze with constant anger 'til they meet the Boston Strangler
I'm God's creator, the world dominator
We in Toronto Flamer so get rid of your soccer balls
And I'll teach all of y'all to play hockey later
Body painter
Hall of famer
With the schemes I told Bender I wouldn't waste
Well I guess Corey Charron just lied to your face
I didn't rehash the ex champions scheme cause you're a true contender
It's just cause back in England everyone refers to you as Bender
Ayo, he's skinny...so much weaker in the core
He makes me look like that bouncer who keeps fucking tossing people out the door
Let's go

[Round 2: Cruger]
He tried to post some music on my page, your songs are wack
That shit sounded like Andy Milonakas tryna do a conscious track
I gotta say I'm not a fan man
Tryna tell me about his music like this one song on Bandcamp
He's always rocking them King of the Dot shirts, I bet you even got King of the Dot pants
You got more King of the Dot merch.. than the King of the Dot shop has
I bet you go to school with a King of the Dot bag, but what's mental
Is in his bag is a King of the Dot pencil case, and inside there's a King of the dot Pencil
And when his pencils blunt he's even got the sharpener
Bitch you're the only guy who rocks overall printed King of the Dot pajamas
To match you're King of the Dot bed covers and sheets
He's got about 5 King of the Dot key rings.. and his parents don't even trust him with keys yet
I went from battling Jack Shitt, someone who's never shaved
To Charron.. someone who's never shaved
Most peoople grow facial hair
Last time I saw him he had one facial hair
A randomly placed wiscer, closest to an inch
Growing from his chin.. blowing in the wind
Look at 'em he's like "Leave me alone"
You look like one of the kids Micheal Jackson raped.. eeeheee.. Charrrron
I shoulda changed my outfit, come to the battle in a clown's kit
So he'd freestyle a whole round about it and it would sound shit
Ho ho ho Charron don know those those
His only hope is his blow up doll will one day come to life like Pinnocchio
You don't think I know that most your best rhymes are already jokes on websites
All you do is take and rearrange it into a two bar set up so the content rhymes
It's no wonder he gets stressed he hasn't had sex yet
His parents took away his porn (pawn) like a move on a chess set
But he has seen some tits its even touched his lips
Cause he's one of those weird older kids who never stopped getting breast fed

[Round 2: Charron]
Your people are so fucking unbearable
I won't go to British Columbia or London Ontario
Seeing his low rate league wanna go break me
It's like keeping Jose [?] on England's croquet team
See the crowd didn't catch the reference like, "Who is this no name?"
Cause only you British faggots would watch a sport as stupid as croquet
Cricket and croquet is literally so gay
Those sports don't work out
Tonight these British faggots are getting naked at a foreigner's house
And putting four in Eurgh's mouth
Y'all think Freddy with murk me with ease?
Freddy Mercury please
This dude is just not mean
His friends call me up like, "We got some booze and some bomb weed."
At the hotel you were sleeping and Oshea was nude with some soft cream
Like, "Watch, Freddy Got Fingered" and there was no movie with Tom Green
Organik designs your Grand Prix, it's time to up your business
No one watches your damn league cause y'all some whiny fucking bitches
Charles Darwin from your country can sign up as my witness
It's survival of the fittest and you're dying cause you're British
You're so quiet around girls, even I'm astounded
If I set up a date with you and this brown chick and she came dressed in a clown's kit
You wouldn't be able to start a conversation about it

[Round 3: Cruger]
Calls himself that kid Charron...like he's just a little kid
How gullible do you think we are cause he's nothing but a bitch
Cause like every other woman he doesn't want to give
Out his real age so he'll say he's younger than he is
See he gets a buzz from it cause he's an attention lover
You're the only person who carries a fake ID that says you're younger
He be getting rejected when he goes clubbing on purpose
You look like me but an uglier version...
I said version not virgin
I saw you're in relationship on Facebook, a new couple emerging
I thought that's a great look, but she looks kinda chunky in person
Uh oh.. I shouldn't of spat that lyric
Too bad I did it, it's got him mad, he's thinking
The super power rebuttal sense he has is tingling
Corny Charron to the rescue, can he flip it?
Yo you diss my girl friend, I'll sether this wack bum, I'm better at rap son
You diss my girl friend, you're just jealous I have one
I ain't jealous of that one
Especially when I know the whole things a front
It's a fake relationship, they don't even fuck
And that's sayin something, she's known as a slut
Don't be a mark if you've seen him in a relationship on Facebook
That's exactly what it is, a relationship on Facebook
If you're gonna have a fake girl friend, at least pick one that's attractive
Organik suggested it as a joke, thinking nothing would happen
But she must've felt sorry for you cause you're so much of a faggot
That fake relationships like every other one of your matches, set up by Organik

[Round 3: Charron]
In his songs he grips the blades and tries the violence
He'll split your frame and pry your eyelids
Why you imitating Rhyme Asylum
When you're as intimidating as Miley Cyrus
Cause in his tracks he's ripping up your flesh in [?] dead
When Freddy here flows, he's like Emily Rose just a bitch who thinks that he's possessed
See why are you so angry?
See my life is horrendous, it is rough
My Warcraft account just got suspended for a month
We have no reason to be upset, what's your top excuse?
I've been picked last in gym class, shoved in lockers too
[?] deleted for a month upon review
And when PS3 was hacked I couldn't play online just as long as you
It appears that this is mirror match
I can see now
Am I really this ugly? This is me? Wow
I don't need to see my reflection year round
Fuck a mirror match, ayo Bishop take this fucking mirror down
You know the look a girl gives you when she wants you to skeet in her eye?
Well...neither do I
But I've banged a few bitches off rap that's something I think you should try
So when I hit on the last drunk chick at the bar and she's like, "I don't hook up with y'all nerds. I'ma look for some jocks first."
I'll just point at Cruger like, "Shhh. It could be a lot worse."
See now you've gotta rebuttal just to come and attack me
So you could call me your uncle cause I'm up in your auntie/ante
This whole battle he dissed my flips!
I'll do something uncanny
I'll take butcher knives to my fingers and fucking rebuttal your family
See battle rap, I love you to different degrees
You made me a confident person and got me trips overseas
Organik's a big brother I never had and put me into his league
And provided me with opportunities I never envisioned to see
I've had dudes I've looked up to beside me as I spit on TV
And you fans across the world are the reason that I live and I breath
So you can't win against me, it's the finishing scene
And how could Cruger/Krueger affect me if I'm living the dream