Calm Down

[Intro]
Yo
The f**** is this dude on?
Jesus
Yo

[Verse 1]
Calm down mate
You don't want a problem here
Cause you're the type to act proper weird
Every time you swallow beer

Acting crapped out
Like you're on some dodgy gear
Carry on with that now
Someone's gonna box your ears

You started off like we're best buddies
But now, you're all up in my face like you're trying to headbutt me
I had a feeling this would get ugly
Don't touch me
Take a step back, your breath smells funky

You were a nice dude
Then you started telling me that
I should sign you
Like I'm gonna feel obliged to
I'm not even gonna fob you off with "I might do"
I don't have a label, it would mis-guide you

[Bridge]
Everybody does it once in a while
Punch drunk to the point they're chucking up bile
But now you've run your mouth and you're below the belt
You need to calm down and propose yourself

[Chorus]
Calm down
Before you pass out
I see your still having a blast now
But you'll be sleeping on the hard ground
You need to

Calm down
Before you pass out
I see your still having a blast now
But you'll be sleeping on the hard ground

[Verse 2]
Calm down Love
You're acting like a mental case
The way you put the [?] away
You're drinking like a heavyweight
How did Jenna Jameson become Leatherface
Let me tell you straight
We are not going to second base

You started off kinda shy and sweet
Nice petit, potential bride tobe
That was eyeing me
To put it mildly, you had a surprise for me
Now I hear a violent shriek every time you try and speak

And I don't care that your breasts are large
Cause the way you shake your legs and arms, that's not a sexy dance
I'd rather end up with hairy palms
Than [?]

[Bridge]
Everybody does it once in a while
I don't care if you're old enough
You're still a child
Ok, I admit it, that's below the belt
You should still calm down and propose yourself

[Chorus]
Calm down
Before you pass out
I see your still having a blast now
But you'll be sleeping on the hard ground
You need to

Calm down
Before you pass out
I see your still having a blast now
But you'll be sleeping on the hard ground

[Verse 3]
Calm down man
This is going on too often
You looking smashed is a sight that's all too common
You've got skills and you need to make use of them
They won't mean shit once you've got a booze problem

You doing shows, getting smashed for free
Don't let that JD lead you into self parody
What's as tragic as a drug [?]
Not so young adult with love handles
Still trying to rap to beats

Not much actually
Once you're washed up
You'll have lost touch like a double hand amputee
You'll be a f***** up hasbin casualty
Resembling celebs in magazines doing crack and speed

[Bridge]
Everybody does it once in a while
But don't try and front like its part of your style
No-one knows you like you know yourself
So you need to calm down and propose yourself

[Verse 4]
Calm down
Before you pass out
I see your still having a blast now
But you'll be sleeping on the hard ground
You need to

Calm down
Before you pass out
I see your still having a blast now
But you'll be sleeping on the hard ground