Butterball

[Verse 1]
Can I take you to the movies?
I will buy you popcorn and candy
They will make you fat and ugly
So no other boy will look your way
And you'll be mine all mine every single day

[Chorus]
My little butterball wouldn't go anywhere without her man
Take her to the beach and she's ignored
And if she weren't so god damned pretty
She'd be mine

[Verse 2]
Can I fuck you on the red eye?
Travelling hours with your best guy
Your aroma'd make a horse cry
So no other boy will look your way
And you'll be mine all mine every single day

[Chorus]
My little butterball wouldn't go anywhere without her man
Take her to the beach and she's ignored
And if she weren't so god damned pretty
She'd be mine

[Bridge]
If I wasn't quite so boring in bed
If I made more money at my job
If I played in a cooler band than him
And if she weren't so god damned pretty, she'd be mine

[Outro]
She'd be mine