Ready To Roll

[Verse 1: Matt Hughes and Fil Bucchino]
I got a 20 sider on call
(Dressed up, ready to roll)
I got the real world blinded
(Dressed up, ready to roll)
Midnight, torchlight down in the haunted cave
Get some platinum, the D.M. will turn the page
Check out my thief he's got the black shield
(Dressed up, ready to roll)
Check out my sickly cave tan
(Dressed up, ready to roll)
Lawful, evil: a moral catastrophe
Half-orc, full-dork: the myth and reality

[Pre-Chorus: Matt Hughes]
We may not know any girls
But we got graph paper guiding our way
We got confusion, delusion
And all of Friday night to kill

[Verse 2: Matt Hughes and Fil Bucchino]
Pick up the phone the pizza's still late
(Dressed up, ready to roll)
Pick up from where your mule died
(Dressed up, ready to roll)
Midnight, torchlight down in the haunted cave
Get some platinum, the D.M. will turn the page

[Pre-Chorus: Matt Hughes]
We may not know any girls
But we got graph paper guiding our way
We got confusion, delusion
And all of Friday night to kill

[Chorus: Matt Hughes & Fil Bucchino]
That was by far the best time that we ever had
That was by far the best time that we ever had

[Verse 3: Matt Hughes and Fil Bucchino]
Get to the tavern have a few beers
(Dressed up, ready to roll)
Pick up an Elvin bar whore
(Dressed up, ready to roll)

[Pre-Chorus: Matt Hughes]
We may not know any girls
But we got graph paper guiding our way
We got confusion, delusion
And all of Friday night to kill

[Chorus: Matt Hughes & Fil Bucchino]
That was by far the best time that we ever had
That was by far the best time that we ever had