Brother Sister Battle Rap

[HANNAH]
Look, Bro
If you refuse to change the channel back
I'm forced to counteract with a brother-sister battle rap
If you don't revoke and pass back the remote
So I can input the code
I'll have to go for your throat

I'll attack fast and that's that
And then when I snap you're gonna be taken aback
In fact, the aftermath will hit you so hard
It'll shatter your shadow into shards like smashed glass
We'll watch what I want
And if you got a problem
I've got a problem solver
And its name is chainsaw

So wait your turn, or you're gonna pay for that
I'll grind through your spine like you were a paperback
There's only one winner in this battle
And it's gonna be me
I think you'll find I'm on a fatality spree
You better believe that I'll be leaving you in agony, D
Then there'll be one less leaf on this family tree

[BOYINABAND]
So it's come to this, Sis
I'd be remiss
To ignore the warnings you've provided me with
Except it seems you missed one important fact:
I'll destroy your ass in a battle rap
So leave the TV on the crime channel
Because there's nothing else on more relevant to this rhyme battle
My classy eloquence will stomp you flat
Like an elephant, with a monocle and a pompous hat

I'm in my element and keep this in mind
The only way I'll be taken aback is when I rip out your spine
My wit is so sharp and on fire
You may as well have challenged a Charizard made out of barbed wire
So when I am
Tearing the worst of your first degree burns with these words
Remember you should've set an alert for the re-run
Or you could've just waited for UK style +1

[HANNAH]
D.I.Y. S.O.S. isn't on UK style... I dont think!
And even if it is, I'm not waiting 60 minutes
I got things to do, y'know
Like freezing your Charizard ass with my Articuno flow, you Slowbro
With one quick kick, you'll kneel over in pain
I'll bottle you while you kneel over a drain
Rip out your stomach and watch you trip and fall
So when I say you don't have the guts for this
It'll be literal

Bro!
I'll grab your arm and amputate it with an antique blade
And then I'll cauterize with vinegar to emphasize the ample pain
And when you get a prosthetic, forget it
I'll rip it straight from the socket again
And then while you find you're incapacitated
Hit you in the neck with it until you're decapitated
You'd wish you'd been emancipated
If you weren't dead that is, ohh!

[BOYINABAND]
Oh, very funny sis!
That was a corker!
Well you may have put the "laughter" in "slaughter"
But I'll put the ache in your trachea
When I attack ya
With a sharpened spatula
And I can imagine that would take an excruciatingly long time to pierce the skin
I can't even begin to describe the writhing agony you'd be in
And don't think feigning you're in pain will save you
When I main your voicebox with a razor blade
Until your voice drops deep like Tay Zonday

Let me put this in perspective
Change the channel back to Forensic Detectives
Or you'll be on the next Forensic Detectives

[HANNAH]
Did you just rhyme the same thing twi-

[BOYINABAND]
Don't interrupt, sis
Or you'll be needin' serious corrective cosmetics
So silence
I'll hurt you at home, call it domestic violence
Did you seriously think that you'd win?

Oh, hang on
Do you just want to watch the Weakest Link?
Because it's on