Original Broadway Cast of Into the Woods
Original Broadway Cast of Into the Woods & Chip Zien
Original Broadway Cast of Into the Woods & Kim Crosby & Joanna Gleason
Original Broadway Cast of Into the Woods & Bernadette Peters & Kim Crosby & Robert Westenberg & Chuck Wagner & Joy Franz & Kay McClelland & Lauren Mitchell & Merle Louise
George Lee Andrews, Maureen Moore, Kim Crosby & John Cameron Mitchell
Original Broadway Cast of Into the Woods & John Cameron Mitchell
George Lee Andrews, Maureen Moore & Kim Crosby
George Lee Andrews, Maureen Moore & Kim Crosby
Original Broadway Cast of Into the Woods & Maureen Moore
Original Broadway Cast of Into the Woods & Kim Crosby
Original Broadway Cast of Into the Woods
Original Broadway Cast of Into the Woods
Original Motion Picture Cast of Into the Woods
This cut song from Into the Woods was released as a bonus track on a 2006 re-issue of the cast album. The song is one that was later adapted into “Last Midnight”.
[WITCH]
Shh... Shh...
Told your little lies, did you?
Naughty, naughty, now boom, crunch!
Time we all said our goodbyes, don't you think?
Pretty soon, boom, crunch!
Bit too high a price is it, but you got your wish?
Shouldn't happen if you're nice, should it?
Now boom, crunch, squish
Got your hearts' desires
Liars, liars, liars, liars!
Little lies for little liars, what harm is that?
Fooled a prince, brake a vow, grab a bag of gold, get your cow, doesn't matter how
Anyway, it doesn't matter now!
'Cause any minute...
Boom... Splat... Smashed... Flat!
Time to call a halt, is it?
Too late now, boom, crunch!
Want to know who's fault?
Everybody's-- HERE SHE COMES!
Just a cloud!
Fooled 'em that ball, did you, and you got your prince?
Selfish little liars all, all of you
All well soon...
Minced... meat!
Just a small upheaval
Evil, evil, evil, evil!
Not to know what's evil, nice people's lives
Well, goodbye...
You could use a good witch now, but why?
You don't want me around, I'm just crushed
You're just crushed
I'm just going...
No one likes a witch!
Which is why I don't have to lie
I'm unpleasant!
No one likes a witch, but you all need someone to curse, well goodbye!
Get another witch for whatever's left of the present
Just keep getting better at making things worse!
Letting lie, lead to lie, lead to cheat a little, lead to steal a little, lead to kill a little, lead to...
BOOM... RUMBLE, RUMBLE...
Mustn't grumble!
Interested in beans, are you?
Have the whole damn bunch!
There you are!
Lots of magic beans, here you want some more, get 'em by the score, but get 'em quick before...
Uh-oh, listen to the roar... BOOM!
Uh-oh, bye everybody! BOOM!
Isn't it a shame?
Who you gonna blame this time?! BOOM!
Isn't quite the same this time!!
This time it's:
BUH-BUH-BOOM-BAM THUMP CRACKLE ROAR SLAM-BAM-BOOM-CRUNCH!!!
Boom, Crunch was written by Stephen Sondheim.