Bonus Track

[Intro]
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[Intro 2]
Nana, jimina hamnah, na

[Chorus: Billy Obey]
We the AXE men, we the AXE men
Weirdos with axes, weirdos with axes
We the AXE men, we the AXE men
Weirdos with axes, weirdos with axes
We the AXE men, we the AXE men
Weirdos with axes, weirdos with axes
Weirdos with axes, weirdos with axes
We some weirdos (we're so fun, so fun, wooh)

[Verse 1: Billy Obey]
I dream about cutting you when I'm sleeping
Long way to a sin coming up from the deep end (wooh)
I got nothing but music in these padded walls
Billy ready to lose it to finally have it all
Cut heads off, last night told friends I had a ball (die)
Those walls from bar three I had installed (what?)
In my studio (oh)
Cause I truly go crazy on a motherfucking hook, Rufio!
We on drugs and the AXE, roofing yos (right)
We fucked up like the tat on Coolio (haha)
Straight jacket on my way to where the Loonies go
I mean I'm coming when I'm going, absolutely, so
If I can't kill 'em what the fuck a groupie for?
She might be dead but shit, she still a beauty though (right)
Warm up that jaw when you hear the bass bump (base bump)
You about to get your pussy facefucked

[Chorus: Billy Obey]
We the AXE men, we the AXE men
Weirdos with axes, weirdos with axes
We the AXE men, we the AXE men
Weirdos with axes, weirdos with axes
We the AXE men, we the AXE men
Weirdos with axes, weirdos with axes
Weirdos with axes, weirdos with axes
We're so fun, so fun, wooh

[Verse 2: Billy Obey]
Billy Obey (woah), nah Billy Ray mauling with a mallet on deck 'bout to kill a gay
Die, then peel away in a Chevrolet Hearse (skrrr)
But I was thinking of something way worse
I got a straight perm (woah), and a furry bush
I pull 'em out at the same time like, hurry look! (put it away)
No beanie, no boxers out here, getting it
Gold ring around my mouth getting lit
When I'm high on Krylon (what)
I cut my grass with fire like die lawn (ha)
Thirty-six dead bodies, you could be the next to pile on
Haven't showered in a week, still got a smile on
Drunk-dial dawns
Might slay your set cuz (what?)
Write a death threat then write you a bad check cause (cause)
All rights have left in the game we in abscess, got you looking like a dummy, crash test

[Chorus: Billy Obey]
We the AXE men, we the AXE men
Weirdos with axes, weirdos with axes
We the AXE men, we the AXE men
Weirdos with axes, weirdos with axes
We the AXE men, we the AXE men
Weirdos with axes, weirdos with axes
Weirdos with axes, weirdos with axes
We're so fun, so fun, wooh

[Verse 3: Joe Black]
Me, I'm the weed brain
THC veins, up up and lovely buddy, tell me how the seeds taste
Some like the nice way, me, I choose the mean way (yeah)
I touch my nuts, and everything is speedway (please)
You can suck my dick, I'm the prick asshole bastard
It's only natural I laugh at disasters
I'll pray with a pastor, practice black magic after
I'm on acid, and my addict bumping black stabbed him backwards (Karen)
I caught bronchitis, feeling a little wheezy (haha)
Straight gangster, y'all can't see me drive by
Wheelchair, put the cane where your knees be
And roll away like "cripping ain't easy" (cripping ain't easy)
Got beef then it's on, we'll age clap your mom bro (ha)
Skullfuck your mailbox (hell no) and date-rape your lawn (hahaha)
Knows and fuck Ozzy Osbourne, I'm Olly odd born
Rode to church in a shirt that says "got born"

[Chorus: Billy Obey]
We the AXE men, we the AXE men
Weirdos with axes, weirdos with axes
We the AXE men, we the AXE men
Weirdos with axes, weirdos with axes
We the AXE men, we the AXE men
Weirdos with axes, weirdos with axes
Weirdos with axes, weirdos with axes
We're so fun, so fun, so fun