Bonfire (Skit)

[Skit: Joyner Lucas, Homie X & Old man]

Do you remember when we fell in love?
We were nice and innocent then
Oh my fucking...
Oh my God, shut up!
C'mon nigga, sing with me man!
Do you remember?
No! Shut up, nigga! Jesus Christ!
Are you serious? Are you serious?!
Because the last time I checked, you just told me you fucked my bitch!
You expect me to be happy with you right now?!
Nigga, I should be mad at you, nigga
If anything, I haven't seen one stench of pussy since we got to this planet nigga
Get the fuck outta here, man
What? What happened to the brochure, nigga?
I mean...
I ain't seen shit! So shut the fuck up and sing this motherfuckin' song!
I felt... I'm not singing this shit
Do you remember when we-
Shut up! Shh! Shut up! What's that?
*dog barking*
Oh shit!
Who's there?
Fuck!
What do we do?
Who is that?
I dunno, what the fuck do we do?
Shut up, I got this! I've been watching movies
You sure?
Trust me!
Oh shit
What's up man? Ayy, how you doing sir?
How you doing, sir?
*gunshot*
Oh damn! Hey, you almost shot us!
What you motherfuckers doing in my backyard?
Sir, just put the gun down, man
We didn't know it was your backyard, man
Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow yo motherfucking head off
Aight look, I know it's gonna sound crazy
Shut up! Don't say it!
Leave my lawn!
But we're not human
Aww shit! You fucked us up!
What?! Not human?
No! No! No!
*gunshot*
Aight, sir, sir, sir!
I don't wanna hear that shit
We homeless, we have nowhere to go, I don't even know why we here
Please sir!
Shut up!
We just happened to be in your yard
Please, cut us some slack!
Hmm... Shut up!
Man, you two motherfuckas are in the wrong place
At the wrong goddamn time
I know
At the wrong hour, wearing the wrong shit!
It's his fault, please!
You know what? I ain't gon' kill ya
You're not?
You two youngsters sit down and have a seat
Sit yo ass down!
Thank you, thank you sir
Don't give me that "thank you" shit, sit yo ass down!
Now
I'm guessing y'all ain't never heard the story of Ross Capicchioni, huh?
Ross Cappachini?
Cappuccino?
Nigga I said Ross Capicchioni!
Aight, Capicchioni!
Well, it all happened on one Sunday afternoon...