Bogart’s Independence

I met a dog named Bogart
I tried to teach him to heel
And to bring my slippers
But that's when I heard him say
"Get real
Life's too short for that
I am not your pet"

I wasn't made for a dog show
Though I am very well-bred
There's gotta be more
Than fetch, roll over and play dead
Life's too short for that
Oh, I am not your pet

Oh, I am not
No, I, I'm not your pet
You want me to bring you to paper?
I could loan you the business section
When I'm numb with it, okay?
Don't spill your coffee on it this time
Bogart!
Yes, sir

Good boy, good boy!
Aw, daddy loves you, too, oh!
Stop that dancing!