BLONDE

[Verse 1]
You would be a lot happier if I were blonde
Everybody's thinking it and everybody's saying it too
Just give me my money, my time, my new salon
Two cents and confidence, I'll get it ready for you

[Pre-Chorus]
My neighbor Gus can do it for pretty cheap
He used to do bad, bad, bad drugs but now he's gotten clean
My mama's gonna be so proud of me
Then I'm gonna pop off

[Chorus]
Like a wild one
Waving bye-bye, Norma Jeane
Turn the light on
I can't sleep 'til my hair's all bleached
Now all I need to keep me clean's peroxide and falsе lashes
And a house in Calabasas
Whatevеr gets me there the fastest
Like a wild one

[Verse 2]
You would be a lot sluttier if you were blonde
You'll kiss somebody and they're gonna get mad at you
Sticking out like a sore thumb at the bar
If I bit the bullet, I'll take the shots
Everybody's gonna ask how much it cost (Not much when I got the hook-up)

[Pre-Chorus]
My neighbor Gus can do it for pretty cheap
He used to do bad, bad, bad drugs but now he's gotten clean
My mama's gonna be so proud of me
Then I'm gonna pop off

[Chorus]
Like a wild one
Waving bye-bye, Norma Jeane
Turn the light on
I can't sleep 'til my hair's all bleached
Now all I need to keep me clean's peroxide and false lashes and a house in Calabasas
Whatever gets me there the fastest
Like a wild one

[Bridge]
I know it won't be embarrassing for too much longer
If I am someone new, ooh

[Chorus]
Who's having more fun?
Waving bye-bye, Norma Jeane
Turn the light on
I can't sleep 'til my hair's all bleached
Now all I need to keep me clean's peroxide and false lashes
And a house in Calabasas
Whatever gets me there the fastest
Like a wild one
Like a wild one
Waving bye-bye, Norma Jeane
Give me my house in Calabasas
Whatever gets me there the fastest
Like a wild one

[Outro]
She’s coming around the corner, with the blondest hair you've ever seen in your life