Bitches

[Intro: Deuce]
Bitches, I hope you know
Bitches, I hope you know

[Chorus: Deuce]
Bitches, I hope you know
I won't stop till I hit that, ho
Baby, come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone
Bitches, I hope you know
I won't stop till I hit that, ho
Shorty, come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone

[Verse 1: Funny Man]
Yo, I'm up in the club and the party's jumping
Bitches passing by and they're eyeball-fucking
I'm drinking Cristal, now they're trying to kiss me
Saying, "Funny Man, can you sign my titties?"
Now I got four bitches in the back of my Rover
The Fantastic Four saying "Funny, can I blow you?"
Three were preppy and one was scene
So three for me and one for Charlie

[Verse 2: Charlie Scene]
This girl's seventeen, now I'm a pedophile
Now she's showing me her tits, I think this girl's gone wild
I whipped out my dick, and her jaw hit the floor
Acting like she never seen a magnum before (Charlie!)
Turn off the lights and now I'm gonna film it
Turn on the night-vision like she's Paris Hilton
Funny Man walked in and said, "Chupa mi pito"
Then she munched on his dick like a macho burrito (Fuck yeah!)

[Chorus: Deuce]
Bitches, I hope you know
I won't stop till I hit that, ho
Baby, come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone
Bitches, I hope you know
I won't stop till I hit that, ho
Shorty, come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone

[Verse 3: Johnny 3 Tears]
Now I'm Cadillaxing, candle waxing
I like your fat ass, bitch, grab my jacket
And grab a taxi, get in the backseat
Fuck, suck dick, lick, man we nasty
Drive fast please 'cause this booze is not lasting
One too many shots and I seem to be passing
I think this chick is down, yeah, she's down for the threesome
I call the homie J just to see if he needs some

[Verse 4: J-Dog & Shady Jeff]
J-J-J-Just got back coming from the bar
Rubbing on this chickie's titties in the back of her car
But, but your first mistake: you said you liked my band
The second was you put my Undead dick in your hand
And I'm taking secret pics on my cellular phone
I got my fingers in places where they don't belong (Wrong hole!)
Horny as fuck, pressing my luck
Need my dick sucked, so bitch give it up! (Yeah!)

[Chorus: Deuce]
Bitches, I hope you know
I won't stop till I hit that, ho
Baby, come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone
Bitches, I hope you know
I won't stop till I hit that, ho
Shorty, come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone

[Bridge: Deuce]
Let's both get faded 'cause you know that I want you
Let's both get naked, girl, you know that you want to
Baby, we can have a party tonight
I wanna hit it cause I know that it's tight
Baby, we can have a party tonight
I wanna hit it all night, all night, all night, all night

[Chorus: Deuce]
Bitches, I hope you know
I won't stop till I hit that, ho
Baby, come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone
Bitches, I hope you know
I won't stop till I hit that, ho
Shorty, come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here
Don't stop yet, I'm almost there
And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone