Bitch I’m Sexy (Revised Version)

[Intro: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Bitch (Bitch) Do you want me? (Do you want me?)
'Cause I'm famous (I'm famous) Is that right? (That's right)
Skantless bitch. Sexy! What? Get tea bagged! On your face!
Bitch! Ha! Ha ha ha!

[Verse 1: Jamie Madrox]
Bitch I'm the sexiest killer you know
Come equipped with an axe and some love handles
Vampire out the water, straight to land
Can a killer that you know fuck you better than I can?
If you say that they could, bitch, youse a liar
You must have never had a Juggalo between you thighs
Didn't like the fat kid that was cuttin' your lawn
Now you're givin' head shots for your favorite song

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]
So bitch you think I'm sexy
And you want my willy
Then you best expect mе
To slap you in your fuckin' mouth
Oh that's right bitch, you like killers in disguise
Surе I'll fuck, but don't expect to leave alive
I make sweet love to the neden of a Juggalette
A fake bitch out for props gets her neck wet

[Chorus: Violent J & Monoxide Child]
Baby am I sexy? ("Can I get a shot of ass?")
Tell me am I sexy? ("Lemme see your titties?")
Baby am I sexy? ("Can I get a head shot?")
Tell me am I sexy? ("[?] bitch")
Baby am I sexy? ("Can I get a head shot?")
Tell me am I sexy? ([?])
Baby am I sexy? ([?])
Tell me am I sexy? ([?])

[Verse 3: Blaze Ya Dead Homie]
What up young bitch? I know you like dick
Drop to your knees and tell me what you think
As my dick slides up in and out your face
11 years dead funk, bitch how it taste?
Lay your ass down and close your eyes
Imagine dead dick, between your thighs
Can't nobody do it quite like this
I might be dead, but I'm sexy, bitch

[Verse 4: Monoxide Child]
Bitch I can't front in the days of no paint
I still had the game to put yo face on fame
Monox Boogie in this bitch with my dick on hard
Face fuckin' all you hoes be my only trump card, bitch
You can kick it with the punk next door
But when you see me ain't no talkin' cause we fuckin' on the floor
And all that front shit gots to go
I'm on a hunt for the freak nasty, bitch, from head to toe

[Chorus: Violent J & Jamie Madrox]
Baby am I sexy? ("I think you are")
Tell me am I sexy? ("I have all of your albums")
Baby am I sexy? ("I went and bought 'em yesterday")
("But I'm definitely a juffalo")
Baby am I sexy? ("I would do-")
Tell me am I sexy? ("I would do, like, anything in the world")
Baby am I sexy? ("Just to be with you, only you")
Tell me am I sexy? ("It's because of who you are")

[Verse 5: Violent J]
Bitch ain't I sexy?
Wanna take a ride in my Lexy? (Yes)
Well I ain't got a Lexy, I got a Taxi
Get the fuck in it, floor it and pay for it
Bitch, we the Dark Lotus Six
We don't like richie-ass groupie chicks
I never got neden before I was famous
Bounce, or get my foot in your anus
Bitch, you think it's all song and dance
I'ma bust your head, you don't come out of them pants
You don't get to choose us or take your pick
You'll be lucky if you get to suck Squeaky dick
Bitch I'm sexy, take off my shirt
What's that all on my back? Dirt
[?] and dirty ryda, Violent J
And the motherfuckin' Lotus Pod be the hideaway
Bitch, show a Juggalette respect
You don't wanna tussle wit' a down ninjette
Life ain't nothing but bitches and money
And I ain't got either one, so get the fuck on

[Chorus: Violent J]
Baby, am I sexy? ("Bitch")
Tell me, am I sexy? ("That's right. I'm sick of this bullshit")
Baby, am I sexy? ("'Cause that's what it is")
Tell me, am I sexy? ("Bullshit, bitch")
Baby, am I sexy? ("You better sick my dick")
Tell me, am I sexy? ("'Til my balls get wet")

[Outro: Violent J]
"Ay yo, Marz, you never was Lotus, and you know this, bitch!"