Birthday

What’s your definition of a birthday?
What’s my definition of a birthday?
A cake with family and presents?
No of course not for you
Hey, happy National Methday
Is that a thing?
I don’t know but you should
You should know I’ll never come to your deathday
I say goodbye to you because it’s my birthday
10th June, that’s my date
Nobody cares about a month after
10th July, what a trashy day, woo!
Hang on, lemme take a shit under your table
Hold up, what’s up with my head? It’s able
When I was around you, I was unstable
Come on let’s go to the chorus
Lemme go back to my thesaurus
I know you’ll do nothing for us because you’re a prick
Im at a page, now time for the chorus

What’s your definition of a birthday?
What’s my definition of a birthday?
Total contrast to mine and yours
Come on mine those ores
Little bit of child slavery
Little bit of illegal stuff
Little bit of that big fat tough
Stop with those 8 syllables
Let’s go down in numbers
No one cares ‘bout you
Four syllables, I hate you, don’t lie
One
It’s my goddamn birthday, throw a party? (no)
What’s the point in asking if you’ll say no?
Only a day with a cake, with my bro, with my dad, and with presents
Like where’s the whole family at?
Do they not exist to you?
Let’s go back to the verses

What’s wrong with you, huh?
I wanna socialise but okay
I just wanted to play
But it’s okay because you was at hers or at work
And my brother was too busy studying for school
What was the point in releasing this song Rubin?
Oh, it was just to say that I was neglected at birth
Thanks dad, I hate you too
Now that I know you didn’t want me, you cunt
Just wanted to make my life worse
Congrats you succeeded on that one
I’m ashamed to say this but you have won
To be honest I wish you was a pun
But that would mean I wouldn’t have existed
Happy birthday to me because you don’t care
Where’s the present that I wanted?
With my siblings
I ain’t lying to them when I say I’ve done nothing
Staying inside, breathing Carbon Dioxide all day, fuck health!

What’s your definition of a birthday?
What’s my definition of a birthday?
Total contrast to mine and yours
Come on mine those ores
Little bit of child slavery
Little bit of illegal stuff
Little bit of that big fat tough
Stop with those 8 syllables
Let’s go down in numbers
No one cares ‘bout you
Four syllables, I hate you, don’t lie
One
It’s my goddamn birthday, throw a party? (no)
What’s the point in asking if you’ll say no?
It’s my goddamn birthday, throw a party? (no)
What’s the point in asking if you’ll say no?
Only a day with a cake, with my bro, with my dad, and with presents
Like where’s the whole family at?
Do they not exist to you?
Let’s go back to the verses

Come on, it’s my birthday, can’t I have something different?
I don’t want clothes twice a year
For my birthday and Christmas
Why does it have to be the same shit over again?
Aren’t you reading my lists that I want?
No you’re like every other time, aren’t I right?
Don’t tell me you’re not because you’re lying
Hey dad, you know that you’re the biggest prick alive?
I knew that, but did you?
Where’s my true presents?
I don’t know, but do you?
Where’s my true father at, huh?
I want a good father instead of a shitty one though
Mostly everyone has a better dad than me
Can I have a good one?
Oh God, I don’t believe in you but I’m praying for one
Come on then, where’s my true father figure, God?
I shouldn’t have wasted my time praying
Let’s end this song with a final chorus

What’s your definition of a birthday?
What’s my definition of a birthday?
Total contrast to mine and yours
Come on mine those ores
Little bit of child slavery
Little bit of illegal stuff
Little bit of that big fat tough
Stop with those 8 syllables
Let’s go down in numbers
No one cares ‘bout you
Four syllables, I hate you, don’t lie
One
It’s my goddamn birthday, throw a party? (no)
What’s the point in asking if you’ll say no?
Only a day with a cake, with my bro, with my dad, and with presents
Like where’s the whole family at?
Do they not exist to you?
Let’s go back to the verses...