Birdman Kicked My Ass (Mr. Magoo Goes to Jail, Volume 3)

[Verse 1]
Birdman caught me on his property
He saw me trespassing his real estate
He reached into his pocket for a pistol
He came after me and pistol-whipped my behind

[Chorus]
Birdman kicked my ass
Birdman kicked my ass
Birdman kicked my ass
Birdman kicked my ass

[Verse 2]
Birdman beat me to a pulp
He gave me a yell-down war hellride
He told me that he was going to kill me if I don't get off his real estate
He gave five minutes to get in my Bronco and hit the rookie road

[Chorus]
Birdman kicked my ass
Birdman kicked my ass
Birdman kicked my ass
Birdman kicked my ass

[Verse 3]
At 10:00 pm, I drove my Bronco back to Birdman's real estate
I jumped over his fence after dark
I picked up a brick and shattered Birdman's window pane
Birdman sighted me doing it and reached for his pistol
Suddenly, I jumped back in my Bronco and took off like O. J. Simpson

[Chorus]
Birdman kicked my ass
Birdman kicked my ass
Birdman kicked my ass
Birdman kicked my ass

[Outro]
Rock over London, rock on, Chicago
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