Bigger on the Inside

[Verse 1]
It was a type Forty Mark three T-A-R-D-I-S, awfully gorgeous. Called me to her to leave my home world and I could not resist
So I said goodbye to boredom
Started her up, started exploring
The universe - time-and space, because the ship can do the
Two of 'em
Alien race that I'm a part of's into ruling 'em
Well, more like overseeing
And that was my problem: being unable to experience anything
Due to “noninterference”
Not in the spirit of livin'
So my mission: live life to the fullest
Easily accomplished, with this magic trick I'm pulling
Called Regeneration recover from any fatal wound
But my personality changes with my appearance too
From holding a walking stick to a recorder, playing tunes;
Reversing polarity flows; wearing a scarf six meters too long;
Real strong cricket game; sneaky plans too
Fantastic to simply say "allons y" to
Ramble everywhere and get into trouble quite swiftly
For nine-hundred years of adventure, but feels like fifty!

[Chorus]
My ship travels through space and time, and is bigger on the inside
My ship travels through space and time, and is bigger on the inside
My small ship travels through space and time, and is bigger on the inside
My ship travels through space and time, and is bigger, bigger, bigger, bigger

[Verse 2]
...due to Trans dimensional Physics
I'm planning to visit every possible world if I'm given the opportunity
But the one I see most often is Earth
Of all the ones aliens wanna’ take over, it's the first
On their list and since Time can be rewritten
I will fight to keep a heart and time piece tickin’
With no guns, no fun for some
Me? I'd rather use my brain, two hearts, and sonic screwdriver to kill no one
Show up not always where I wanna’ go but need to go
Even though I set the correct coordinates, “insubordinate
Machine!”
Stumble upon a scene, reveal an evil scheme
Topple a whole regime just in time for tea
At breakfast, ‘cause it's a time machine
You never have to wait for breakfast!
Lest I stress it: yes, it's best if
You let me drive, a causal nexus wrecked is
Cause to get upset, with Reapers next to flex, since

[Chorus]
My ship travels through space and time, and is bigger on the inside My ship travels through space and time, and is bigger on the inside
My small ship travels through space and time, and is bigger on the inside
And is bigger on the inside, and is bigger on the inside

[Verse 3]
Time Lord renegade from the planet Gallifrey
Always on the run, escape death traps, and left back
Aliens on earth get saved
But usually impress a human and gain a companion traveling with me
Stay in that old ship that's disguised itself as a police box made on twentieth century Earth
No change:
Chameleon circuit is to blame. Guess that's just left at
That form forever. Endeavor to better the whole of Space and never surrender
To cosmic offenders, no matter they’re men or giant salt and pepper shakes
Great that they never got into the ship
'Cause the TARDIS state of grace is always on the fritz
And the Eye of Harmony getting ripped open is a hitch
Nobody wants, every sun exploding stops a lotta stuff from happening
Run a ship, but not the captain
A Doctor: the man who makes people better
Don't bother to ask for my name, it’ll never be spoken
Better off to ask if it's cool to wear a Fez, the answer is "yes"!

[Chorus]
My ship travels through space and time, and is bigger on the inside My ship travels through space and time, and is bigger on the inside
My small ship travels through space and time, and is bigger on the inside
And is bigger on the inside, and is bigger on the inside