Big Shot And Miniature Girl

[Chorus]
There's a miniature girl
And she orbits 'round my world
This mass known as my head
She's feeling at home
Knows to launch out on her own
Is to be alone or dead

[Verse 1]
She loves my ascot, pipe, and my smoking jacket
My quick-witted ways and my income bracket
Accepts my narrow views and my nasty habits
My irresistible force
Keeps her on course
So what about you?
You're welcome, too

[Verse 2]
Do you love me, love me? Maybe you don't
Like me, like me, you will or you won't
Oh I see, I see, I understand
That's all right, all right, I got a plan
For you to like me
Like me!
Like me, I got a plan
To make you my miniature man

[Chorus]
Meet the miniature girl
She orbits 'round the world
This mass known as my head
She's feeling at home
Knows to launch out on her own
Is to be alone or dead

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
She understands
(She's my miniature girl)
All these demands
(She's my miniature girl)
'Cause I am her man
(She's my miniature girl)
Her one and only man
(She's my miniature girl)
She understands
(She's my miniature girl)
We're our biggest fans
(She's my miniature girl)
But I've got a plan
(She's my miniature girl)
She needs her man
(She's my miniature girl)

[Chorus]
There's a miniature girl
Who orbits 'round my world
This mass known as my head