Big Pine Mayne (Skit)

[Cell phone ring]
Bottleneck: Hello... hello?
Big Pine: Ay Bottleneck. What's up man?
Bottleneck: Whats up?
Big Pine: Man, I just gotta question for you, man
Bottleneck: What's up bubba?
Big Pine: Man I'm the next, I'm the next country rap star man, I wanna get you on my album
Bottleneck: Oh yeah? Who is this?
Big Pine: Man this is Big Pine. Big Pine boy
Bottleneck: For real, That's nice, that's nice
Big Pine: Man I'm your biggest fan, I bootlegged all four of your last albums
Bottleneck: Oh yeah?
Big Pine: What's it gonna take for you to get on a record with me? Big Pine's blowin' up boy hah!
Bottleneck: Hell yeah that's what I'm talkin' about well I mean we can make it happen
Big Pine: Man I love that Bottleneck. Let's make it happen. Man I'm blowin' up. Blowin' the fuck up
Bottleneck: Well let's get it. Usually uh well, I'll jump on the track with somebody it'll be about fifteen hundred but since you my biggest fan and all man, I'll do it for a thousand for you, how's that sound-
Big Pine: Thousand dollars! Are you out of your mind? I thought you would do it out of love
Bottleneck: Love don't pay the bills son, bye

[Cell phone disconnects]

Big Pine: Son of a bitch