Big Night of Heartache

[Verse 1]
Big night of heartache
Let's do it right
Yeah, pull up a seat
Whet your appetite
Glance through the wines
Then proceed to break my heart
The fish was delish, but the convo a bummer
You say your heart is hungry for another lover?
Ah
My eyes have dined for the last time
Go on, break my heart

[Chorus]
A big night of heartache
A big night of heartache
If I start to cry, disregard it
It's just the spice
A big night of heartache
It's a big night of heartache
A big night of heartache with you
Boo-ooh-hoo

[Verse 2]
Is it my hеight? My curlicues?
I'll lose the mustachе if it pleases you
Or I can be your Wooly Willy
And you can wield my magic wand (Hee-hee-hee-hee)
But the bill's been split, and so will we
Why stay for dessert when there's lovers to see?
So off you go to devour the night à la carte

[Bridge]
Don't worry, I'm not crying
It's just the spice (Just the spice, just the spice, just the spice)
(I'm not crying, you're crying)

[Chorus]
A big night of heartache
A big night of heartache
If I start to cry, disregard it
No, really, it's just the spice
It's a big night of heartache
A big night of heartache
A big night of heartache with you
Boohoo (Ooh)

[Outro]
(I'm not crying, you're crying)