Big Blonde

I was sitting in the car in a garage on Woodlands Road
When a big blonde caught my eye
I was staring into space, just gazing, and by she strolled
And I let slip a little sigh

It took another second, or two, for it to click
That that big blonde was you
And I gaped and I goggled, my gaze could not un-stick
As though I fell for you a new

And I was thinking of forever
And I was wondering why your mine
And I hope whatever happens we'll be fine

Then fate threw a curious surprise into my vista
Shuffling past my ardent peepers
Were it not for the walk I'm sure I would have missed her
One of my heart's former keepers

Uncompetent once, I found I was promptly struck
By an absence of attraction
I can confidently promise I could not give a fuck
I didn't fancy her one fraction

And I briefly felt embarassed
About the way I used to feel
Well at least these days I know that love is real

And I hope that we're forever
And I'm wondering why you're mine
Whatever happens darling we'll be fine