Best

[Intro]
Poos drinking wee (Yuh)
Said I should explode (Oh)
I then told them to force me to (Yeah)
I am a massive fan of BDSM (Gang)
I am by far the best (Woo!)
On the beat who ever nuked it
I created it all myself
It's Batty on the beat

[Verse]
I'm possibly from another planet you told me
You said that you took a bite from my burger
So I guess you want beef, eh?
You better bring more people than the people convention
Poo poo, Batty Gang with exploding harpoons
Thrown at everything in our way
As I stand at the poo shop with a bag of wee
I ate a full tray of cookies in one sitting as I am too cool
Common sense, I'm a trillion cents too rich
Jamie Oliver at the gladiatorial arena
Fighting with Ramsay that day (No)
I just threw a Tampax at the Tampax dispenser
Trash can, trash can and a trash can
I'm turning back down the road, up is too steep
Weed smoke kills all those angered and raging
My poo is harder than clay
Get your anus annihilated like an anus annihilation machine met your anus
Exploded the weed harpoon twenty ways now everybody is dead
I have completely forgot how to do anything
A goose bumps into you on the footpath one day
He sent you to your grave as if you had a cancerous lump in your throat
I be getting choked (Ay)
I am being deemed insane for sending weed to Gary's house to kill him
Unfortunately the entire post office died before it was sent out
Guess that's the standard lethality of weed
So do not do it unprepared I tell you
I set my mark too low as quintuple diamond sales are
Looked at as a massive success (Yeah)
That performance was worse than a vegan eating a car
Poo, damn it, I remain best at being the bestest best

[Outro]
Best