Welcome to the Joe (Intro)

[Skit]
Welcome to Battycore
We shall explore the deepest, darkest pits of the Batty Records universe
We shall experience mental breakdowns
When asked to find a man named Joe
I am of course the woman from Welcome to the Show who disappears halfway through the popular version of the album
I had left as Jokerr was often beating my head against the wall for not sounding English enough
Bat had saved me as I am incredibly Anglophobic
He enlisted me to the IRA and tomorrow England will be completely destroyed
I have went off-topic
England does not exist in Batty Records canon anyways, thankfully
I am Welcome to the Show girl
Gril
Sex
Onto chapter one, Gord cult
Or so that originally was the case but not any more after Batty World was cancelled and this was no longer a prequel to it
Bat shall instead begin by getting the obligatory response disses of uncool guys out of the way before other album stuff which I am banned from spoiling
Bat has threatened to inject weed into me if I spoil
I am scared for my life