I know I’ll never need an alibi
I wasn’t there ‘cause I was too drunk to fly
Y’all can back me up, but it may take a plow
I always join the games, and I always drop out
It’s a fake… it’s real…
It’s a fake… it’s real!!
Berry, I’d marry you if I could stand
Berry, I’d carry you to places across the land
It’s scary how I can’t tell my feet from my hands
If I wasn’t too drunk right now I’d sing ’til I got banned
Do you ever feel your feelings feel too magnified?
Ever right to say something, it don’t come out tried?
I think the sun is rising, is it morning again?
I always see the start but I never see the end
It’s a fake… it’s real…
It’s one big ass hat… it’s real!!
Mary, I’d bury you if I could stand
Mary, I’d bury you in pieces across the land
It’s scary how I can’t tell your feet from your hands
If I wasn’t too drunk right now…
Berry was written by Jeff Burgess.