Beginning Of Time

Let me start
From the beginning of time
When I was just a thought
A twinkle in my dad's eye
Probably never be born
If my moms ain't need a ride
Had to beat a hundred million
Other sperm to be alive
First time my parents met
My moms ain't give it up
Second time
She gave him blue balls
Cause she stood him up
Third time
She swallowed me
And spit me up
Fourth time was my conception
She had to make the magnum bust
My pops was doggy style
My moms was a missionary
She wouldn't abort
So he tried to make her miscarry
Yeah I came out a dick
But came out pussy
Gave my own moms a C-section
She shouldn't have tried to push me

When i received birth
I ain't even even cry
Thought I was still born
Thought I was born and died
Cut my own Umbilical
Pissed in the doctors eye
I'm an ass man
But been breast fed my whole life
I missing some screws
I'm damaged merchandise
Nurses Kissing the jewels
Before I was even circumcised
Damn
They ain't even give me no vaccine
I road shotguns
Cause they kept drugs
In my car seat
Not even one
Got bills in my name
Look at that lil motherf***
I thought that was my name
I must’ve been adopted
And switched at birth
Cause I ain't got no certificate
To be on this Earth