Beauty Is In The Eyes Of The Beerholder

[Intro: Unclean vocals]
Don't piss down my back
Then tell me it is raining

[Verse 1: Unclean vocals]
You just had to walk in
Before I kicked the table beneath my feet
If I can't have any friends
I thought why not hang from the ceiling

[Chorus: Unclean vocals, Clean vocals]
Just because I ordered
Doesn't mean I can't look at the menu
Not that there's any other fish in this sea
I'd rather have on my platter than you
Just because I fucking ordered
Doesn't mean I can't look at the menu
Not that there's any other fish in this sea

[Verse 2: Unclean vocals, Clean vocals, Gang vocals]
Don't drink and park
Accidents in cars cause population
Fuck "more the merrier" there's only one person
I need to feel this sensation
If you need directions
You can take the road that's down my sleeve
This time I'm taking you with me
But the cuffs are on you, so good luck trying to leave!
One day, I hope I can cross your ocean
Without feeling the puncture of your teeth
Believe me I'd rather drown myself
Then knowing you have the power to pull me beneath

[Bridge: Clean vocals]
There's so much oxygen that I forgot to breathe
You're only making things worse
You're only making things worse
(I find myself running backwards every time)
There's so much oxygen that I forgot to breathe
You're only making things worse
You're only making things worse
(I find myself running backwards every time)

[Breakdown: Unclean vocals]
(Boo!)
Fuck that, I changed my fucking mind
Jesus loves you, so I won't have to
Fuck that, I changed my fucking mind
Jesus loves you, so I won't have to
I hope you sleep softly with this pillow
Pressed against your face
I hope you sleep softly with this pillow
Pressed against your face